Choklad

Sådana här "livsnödvändigheter" om choklad kan vara bra att känna till. :)

• If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you are eating it too slowly.
• Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange peel and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you can.
• Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite, and you will eat less.
• If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.
• Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate make a balanced diet.
• The preservatives in chocolate will make you look younger.
• If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose, and an entire garment industry would be out of business.
• A nice box of chocolate provides your daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
• Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you will get one thing done.
• Question: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Answer: Because no one wants to quit!
• Problem: How do you get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car? Solution: Eat it in the parking lot!

När jag nu ändå är inne på sötsaker, verkar det som om alla våra högsta chefer på skolan helt plötsligt bytt arbetsuppgifter. De delar nu ut glass i cafeterian! Hmmm.